Some facts about college life

1. If you've never failed in a test before, now you will.
2. Doesn't matter how smart you were before in school, because now you're dumb again.
3. Every clock in the builduing shows a different time,
4. You might know all the subjects and still fail the test.
5. You might not know anyting about the subject and ace the test.
6. Every subject seems to be linked with psychology.
7. Doesn't matter how late your first class of the day is, you're gonna sleep in it anyway.
8. No one is punctual, not even the teachers.
9. Skipping a class doesn't give you the same bad ass feeling as before.
10. If you never drank, you will.
11. If you never smoked, you will.
12. If you never had sex, you will.
13. All student parties seems crazier than normal ones.
14. You will put more money on alcohol and parties than food and health.
15. You always try to benefit from being a student and try to get discounts everywhere.
16. You develop the ability to sleep anywhere, anytime and in any position.
17. No matter how late or early a class starts you're tired.
18. The most part of the education is acquired outside the class.
19. Even if you have months to do you assignments you always leave them to the last minute.
20. Despite all this you'll probably notice it was the best time of your life.

Note: I did not come up with all of these by myself.